The idea of a designated driver was a great idea (thank you,
Scandinavia). The idea of the designated hitter was a lousy idea
(yes, I'm a National Leaguer).
How about a designated ethics aide? A staff member assigned by a
local legislator, or department or agency head, to be her point person on conflicts
of interest is much more like a designated driver than a designated
hitter. Like someone with a few drinks under her belt, an official
in a conflict situation has a blurry vision...